Thursday, February 26, 2009

OMGSFA

Super Furry Animals

So forget all that stuff about me being sick of music (well just the industry really) because one of my favorite bands, the Super Furry Animals, is releasing their new album in nineteen days and are posting a new random video on their site each day leading up to its release.

I'm pretty pumped.

SFA

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Yeeezzz Master

The Music Industry

Goddamn, the music industry really makes it hard on a fan.

Soon to be reviewed by either the Federal Trade Commission or the Justice Department, the merger of Live Nation and Ticketmaster is well underway. I am now making the gagging finger-in-mouth motion. Anyone who has bought a ticket or been to a concert in what David Balto, fellow at the Center for American Progress, calls "a competitively unhealthy market", knows this is bad news.

More here: Ticketmaster and Live Nation Move to Merge

To me this just looks like the music industry hammering another nail in its own coffin.

For the longest time we have had to hear about the Recording Industry Association of America trying its damnedest to slip a subpoena under the door of every college kid with an internet connection. It's been astonishing to watch the utterly future shocked RIAA refuse to believe that the land(net)scape of popular music (essentially still brand new) and it's consumer could actually change!

"We need to keep them darn kids from download'n their Mah'tallicker songs for free! Why would they wanna get this stuff free when we done just re-released / remastered a 5 year old record for this here 5-year anniversary $200 box set. I mean shit, it comes with a poster!?!"

A few examples from wired.com, which covers this stuff pretty well:

With Landmark Trial Half Over, Pirate Bay Crew Celebrates Early Victories
"The prosecutor became visibly frustrated when he tried to get Neij to identify the kingpin who is ultimately responsible for Pirate Bay and the text and graphics on the site. Neij explained that an extended group of people have privileges on the server, and contribute haphazardly as they see fit. The prosecutor seemed not to grasp the concept."

RIAA Courtroom Webcast in Jeopardy
"Harvard University professor Charles Nesson, is challenging the lawsuit and the constitutionality of the Copyright Act, which allows penalties of up to $150,000 per infringed music track." $150,000 is a lot to pay for "Enter Sandman".

Now let me just say here (hope you are listening RIAA lawyers), I am not the biggest fan of downloading mp3's because a.) I am not in love with the mp3 format and b.) It keeps money out of an artist's pocket, BUT I do "illegally" download music from time to time. I also carry my ass down to the record store and buy 10 times more music than I ever thought about downloading. Many times I am shelling out the ol' hard earned for something I discovered on the dark pirate-riddled seas of the intARRnets. You know, sometimes people just don't feel like forking over $18.99 for something they have never heard and may or may not like...though I have discovered many great albums this way, but still, I'm making a point here. Now I completely realize a majority of kids these days probably have their iTunes filled primarily with pirated music and the very occasional store bought chart-topping album from Wal-mart but I must say, if I was as an executive in the music industry, I have to believe that at some point I would stop asking myself why these kids are stealing music and start asking why I haven't done a better job of convincing these millions and millions of kids how exciting and important music can be to the human adventure and how it is totally worth a little bit of cash from that low paying job. Or, you know, you can continue to irrationally nickle and dime your remaining customer base and try to convince them that 5th row seats at the Leonard Cohen concert at the Long Center Dell Hall in Austin, TX are worth $1,499.00.

Here's a news flash: The RIAA and it's lawyers will never, NEver, NEVER keep people from downloading music. Sorry. This bit of reality is brought to you by the painfully obvious department. Here's an idea - adjust. your. business. model. Music has rapidly changed the way in which it is listened to, produced, conceptualized, and distributed. The people concerned with little more than filling their bank accounts have not.

I truly believe the next big movement in music, the epiphany, the reversing trajectory of the pendulum's swing (which, for the first time, may be put into action more by the culture and the consumer/audience than from the music itself) will hing totally upon this matter. In Rainbows may have cracked the seal.

Or as Simon Reynolds puts it in his argument against the economy having impact on the pendulum...

"The way people surf its shockwaves, or react violently against it, might well lead to the next convulsion in music. Indeed, in the same way that punk rock was prefigured in various forms (the Stooges, pub rock) for a good six years before it happened, we've probably already seen some of the anti-reactions taking early shape: the revived, ever-growing importance of live music and the festival, a resurgence of interest in analogue forms like vinyl, cassette and fanzines. All suggest a craving for unmediated experience, for presence, for the "event". It seems unimaginable, but it's possible the next underground will exist entirely off-line. Equally, the next big thing could be that there's no next big thing…. just further entropy (the "not with a bang…" scenario)."

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'

(more on the pendulum later)

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Touch and Gone

Touch and Go

It's unfortunate to hear that record label Touch and Go will no longer be releasing new music. It seems like T&G has been around forever. Jesus, they've apparently been around since 1979. As I was born in '79, that is technically forever in Patrickland. I guess we need five favorite Touch and Go releases listed out right here:

1. Man or Astroman?: Experiment Zero
2. Calexico: Feast of Wire
3. !!!: Louden Up Now
4. Blonde Redhead: Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons
5. The Black Heart Procession: Amore del Tropico

Me'thinks I need some Jesus Lizard records.

Friday, February 13, 2009

You Got To Have Standards

Tortoise: Standards

An old friend of mine turned me on to Tortoise many years ago. "Dude," Ernie said, "you got to check out Tortoise." I'm pretty sure that's how it went down. Anyway, I lost my Tortoise CD's in college - I lost soooo many CD's in college...and liver cells (somehow these facts correlate) - so I was quite happy to see a red vinyl re-issue of Standards by Chicago's "post-rockers" Tortoise starring back at me at the record store the other day. I'll spare you my oh so insightful ramblings on this band and just say, dude, you got to check out Tortoise.

Read the Music

Simon Reynolds

Simon Reynolds, my favorite music critic, has begun posting every Friday for one of my daily destinations, The Guardian UK's music blog. His first three posts can be read here, here and here.

For perhaps a better introduction into what its all about, check out Reynold's seven essays on the (H)ardcore Continuum that were previously released in past issues of The Wire and are now lovingly pasted up on their site.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Chris Paul Wallpaper

Chris Paul
I was bored the other night and thought I'd make an illustration of Chris Paul. Enjoy.

CHRIS PAUL WALLPAPER
1600 x 1200 - 1280 x 1024 - 1280 x 960 - 1280 x 800 - 1024 x 768

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Hey Ladies, No More Cramps

Patrick's Block Type
OH NO! Lux Interior, frontman for the Cramps, has died. Total bummer. I was just talking about The Cramps a little while ago. Booo.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Put Those Fonts Down! We Got Some at the House.

Patrick's Block Type

I would tell you to go to yourfonts.com where you can easily create your own fonts, but since given a nod from lifehacker.com, the site has pretty much caved under the traffic. I was able to create my little block type font around midnight last night when it was apparently no longer rush hour. You simply print out the template, scratch down the alphabet in your handwriting, and boom, you got fonts. The template is small and you're not going to get the best looking fonts but it's fun to have a font of your own handwriting. No, I don't usually write in block letters.

I actually found yourfonts.com through Drawn.ca, a little illustration and cartooning blog who had found it via lifehacker. Yesterday was my first time on the popular lifehacker.com, which left me sort of creeped out.

Mission statement - a daily blog that features tips, shortcuts, and downloads that help you get things done smarter and more efficiently.

I did discover that Marie Callender's Creamy Parmesan Chicken Pot Pie is probably the most unhealthy thing you can buy at the grocery store. Well you know what, I kind of like those frozen pot pies! The shortest distance between life and death is an efficient, straight line.